Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror, and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

The funniest 6 minutes you will ever see! Remember how many of these you have done! Judson Laipply is dancing -

This is not an usual cat, be careful

A nice view

Frequently Asked Questions -- Men -- 2

Why won't men ever pick up after themselves?
Why should we? It doesn't really bother us that much. Besides, we know darn well you'll pick it up.

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What's with all the belching and farting?
This usually only occurs after months of courting. It's our way to let you know that we're comfortable with you. Believe it or not, it's actually a sign of affection. Besides, holding it for extended periods of time gives us stomach cramps.

Hacker syndrome
by Tad Deriso

There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day. Why they get up at 4am to

use the modem, and why they continue to rack up a truly incredible phone bill is beyond me.

Most computer areas, at your home or at your office, tend to be messy. Even you try to keep it clean, it is truly impossible.

Whether it be empty Coke cans laying all around, soldering devices, electric diodes, computer parts, or integrated circuits,

Charlie Chaplin

bussola Nota disambigua - Se stai cercando altri significati di Chaplin, vedi Chaplin (disambigua).
« Mi dispiace, ma io non voglio fare l'imperatore, non è il mio mestiere, non voglio governare né conquistare nessuno, vorrei aiutare tutti se è possibile, ebrei, ariani, uomini neri e bianchi, tutti noi esseri umani dovremmo aiutarci sempre... »

(Discorso del barbiere ebreo/Chaplin ne Il grande dittatore (1940) )
Charlie Chaplin nei panni di "Charlot" (The Tramp) Statuetta dell'Oscar Oscar alla carriera 1929
Statuetta dell'Oscar Oscar alla carriera 1972

This is the first time that we can hear Charlie Chaplin's voice (on television at least). This extract is part of "The Modern Times" (1936). Chaplin performs the famous song "Charabia" whose lyrics don't mean anything. Anyway, the gesture is very funny ! Perhaps you know the recent Jay-Five's remix of the song.